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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Best Buy CEO raises red flag about startling customer behavior - TheStreet

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Country music star suffers onstage medical event, hospitalized - AL.com

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do dogs feel love?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you believe that the US and Israel's preparations for all possibilities in response to potential Iranian attacks are sufficient to prevent a wider Middle East conflict?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Orioles Designate Emmanuel Rivera For Assignment, Option Heston Kjerstad - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can I get the audio of only the dialogue of a movie, without any sound effects or music? I really need it for a fan edit.