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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:21

Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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